Secreto vs. Small Batch #ShmediumsForCaldwel

 

 

Secreto Cigar Bar & Small Batch are running a Promotion called #ShmediumsForCaldwell! This is a participation event with an unbelievable set of prizes for 10 lucky winners that like to risk it for the biscuit!

 

We are each putting up samplers of 10 cigars that will include Caldwell, La Barba, Adventura, Room101, and Lost & Found from Tabacalera William Ventura. The samplers are made, the prizes are set… the only question is, who will take it further: Small Batch or Secreto!?

 

Sampler Contents:

• 10 cigars chosen by your favorite Tobacconist
• Titillating Blind Man’s Bluff t-shirt (size Shmediums only)
• Smoke Caldwell Get Laid Door Hanger

 

*Every item on the section of this portion of the website will count towards the contest. 

Prizes from Robert Caldwell

1. Lost & Found Humidor (Custom)
2. Caldwell Weekender Bag
3. Caldwell Duffel Bag
4. Caldwell Man tote 
5. Caldwell Ashtray 
6. Caldwell Flask
7. Caldwell Moscow Cup
8. Caldwell Coffee Cup
9. Caldwell Sampler (10 count) from Roberts Personal Stash
10. Lost & Found Sampler (10 count from Roberts Personal Stash)

 

Callout from Secreto

“This is a real-life David vs Goliath. Small Batch is by far the bigger house. They set the industry bar when it comes to both posh and boutique cigars. Their customer service and selection are tough to rival.

That makes them the King of the Jungle based on my praises and synopsis of what they do, right? That would make them the Lions. That’s great. But that’s only because those hoes don’t go where the gorillas roam. I’m born and bred in Detroit. Small Batch ... y’all bout to get your heads cracked! May the team with the nastiest customers win”

 How to Win

• Snag your very own sampler
• Post a set of three pictures on Instagram to include:
o (1) Photo of your sampler
o (2) Photo of you smoking one of these cigars while wearing
your shmedium Blind Man’s Bluff t-shirt
o (3) Photo of the Smoke Caldwell Get Laid Door Hanger in use
o NOTE: Each qualified post must include the three pictures above
• Copy/paste the hashtags below and tag all parties involved

 

Extra CrediT

• Your Blind Man’s Bluff t-shirt will look best if you are a size large, extra-large, 2XL, or 3XL
• It will score even better if you have a nice rack or moobs.
• It will score even betterer still if you are wearing construction boots, whitey tighties, and sporting your Blind Man’s Bluff t-shirt out in public!
• Some suggestions for the door hanger are your rear-view mirror, a bathroom stall, your nipple, or covering your private parts when taking your Shmedium picture. 

 

Rules

 • Winners will be announced 25 Dec 2022

• This is solely an Instagram affair. We are doing this on the Gram and only for the Gram.
• The Honorable Matt Booth will preside as the contest judge
• Robert Caldwell, Tony Bellatto, and Henderson Ventura will weed out the low-effort posts and determine which entries are placed before the Judge
• Each post must include three pictures: a photo of the sampler, a photo of you smoking one of the cigars in your shmedium Caldwell t-shirt, and a photo of the door hanger
• You must copy/paste the hashtags and tag all parties involved (see below)
• You will have 10 posts per sampler to get the attention of the internet
• The contest begins immediately
• Winners will be announced 25 Dec 2022
• No posts will be accepted after midnight on 23 Dec 2022
• Set your Instagram to public if you want to participate
• Have fun! This is not about how many likes or comments each post gets. We want to see creativity. We want to see art in the flesh! Extra credit is greatly encouraged

 

Copy & Paste

 @tabacalerawilliamventura @adventuracigars @caldwellcigars @lostandfoundcigars @room101cigars @itsboofybaby @bellatto @labarbacigars @el_maestrocigars @smallbatchcigar @secretocigarbar @ronniedetroit @khaldrogomike 

#ShmediumsForCaldwell

#SmokeCaldwellGetLaid

#SellCaldwellGetPaid

#SmallBatchCigar

#SecretoCigarBar

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